Give me some weed!!!

If you are like the one and only Jennifer, you...

*eat styrofoam
*name bugs
*open the shower curtain upon entering the bathroom in order to make sure that no one is about to attack you
*run around the block barefoot when it's raining
*need 6 different notebooks to organize yourself
*will always remember Kale as the guy that started the Flying Llama Association
*sleep only when necessary
*eat only when necessary
*enjoy sleeping on hardwood floors
*collect sugar packets ( 2 from each restaurant )
*aren't allowed to keep matches in your room
*have never kissed a human of the opposite sex
*have kissed your male hamster
*yell obscenities at the ice cream man
*are scared of people
*know what the Hoot Tree is
*enjoy reading on bathroom floors
*paint your nails in the most unflattering colors possible
*enjoy talking about death
*are disgusted by your toes and thumbs
*were deprived of your favorite stuffed animal at a young age
*are obsessed with Darth Maul ( oh so sexy )
*hate the sun
*never separate the whites from the colors when washing clothes
*have decided that you will either die from a pill overdose or hanging
*miss Humanities!!!
*have read Gone With the Wind 6 times because you're a pathetic romantic
*are terrified of the devil in human form
*think that spoons are the best form of silverware
*realize the importance of Padmedookuboga
*pick your lips
*never put on chapsick
*wish you could date a vampire
*compulsively tear up napkins
*are convinced that there is NO lottery
*run around the house singing random stuff
*repeat words over and over again until someone tells you to shut up
*lack common sense
*will always associate the word 'monkey' with the word 'cheese'
*realize the significance of the word 'soybean'
*wish you had been born in the 1800's
*could never eat enough cereal
*will never get married due to the fact that you creep people out
*think that hurting an animal is worse than hurting a human
*sleep ALL the way under the covers
*do not realize what sheets are for
*do not know how to spell donut/doughnut
*are scared of pregnant women
*are convinced that there is someone living in the crawl space in your closet
*have seen Mortimer Snerd move
*know that your two favorite colors are the ones that look the most horrific on you ( orange and green )
*purposely fall off the bed because it's so darn fun
*study your veins
*think that your belly button is magical
*love using commas
*will get revenge on Aleeza and Bridget for winning Scrabble with the word 'camporees'
*have a peanut gallery that consists of tittering chipmunks and attack mimes
*are positive that there is at least one cannibal living on your street
*suspect that the cannibal lives four houses to the left
*hate preps
*are convinced that the words 'sane' and 'insane' were switched at birth
*killed Waldo
*know things about Star Wars that George Lucas will never realize
*have a brother who wants to be buried in a tobacco field

Peace out, fools